Hi guys,
My name is Bruce, but you guys can call me Mr Willis.
A lot of people look at me and wonder how I can possibly keep such a muscular physique in between my movies and LED Balloon column writing commitments. And to those people I say it’s none of your goddamn business, because I believe in keeping an element of privacy in my own life. Seriously guys, there are just some things that you don’t need to know.
But I was thinking about this the other day and I was like, “Seriously Bruce, maybe you should just tell all your fans on LED Balloon your fitness training secrets. Because you do write this column as a means of sharing your knowledge with the world and promoting your movies, so it would probably be a great topic to write about. And even if it doesn’t turn out so well at least you tried.”
Okay guys, so I like decided to make my fitness schedule the topic of this blog, even though I didn’t really want to but whatever, I guess you just can’t help yourself sometimes. Seriously, it’s kind of funny the different sort of turns your mind takes when you’re writing these things.
And I was thinking about it the other day and you know what, it’s not just to do with what I’m doing to exercise. It’s also got something to do with what I have to eat. Like, I couldn’t have a Meatball Sub every meal of every day and still expect to look good in a Speedo (even though I wear board shorts!).
By the way, do you guys wear rash vests? I wear rash vests only when it’s really hot in summer and I can’t be bothered putting sunscreen on my body, because sometimes it’s a total hassle, you know? Anyway, whenever I’m wearing a rash vest and board shorts at the same time I look as though I’m going into swim in clothes! Which is like totally weird.
Anyway guys I have to go, but seriously I will get back to you at some stage soon.
XOXO
Bruce Willis
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